Subject: Re: [FFML] Microsoft Humor
From: "Benn Bollay (Gambit)" <gambit@thegrid.net>
Date: 6/11/1996, 6:45 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com,

At 04:31 PM 6/11/96 -0600, Neill Walker wrote:
| From: Marisa Price <marisa@value.net>
| Date: June 11, 1996 3:43 PM
| 
| At 03:02 PM 6/11/96 -0600, you wrote:
| >| From: White Wolf <ranma@tendo-dojo.ranma.net>
| >| On Mon, 10 Jun 1996, The Tendo Basement wrote:
| >| 
| >| > An electric train is traveling north at 45 MPH.  The wind is
blowing
| >west
| >| > at 25 MPH.  Which direction does the smoke go?
| >| 
| >| Ryoga looks up from where he has just Shishihokodan-ed the train. 
| >"Um... 
| >| west." 
| >
| >Does the shishihokodan light things on fire?  I thought it would just
| >vaporize something (never seen it).  But before the train got
trashed,
| >there was no smoke.  ELECTRIC train, of course.  These are too easy.
| >
| >How about this one:
| >You are standing on the north pole.  You walk towards Alaska.  Which
| >direction are you travelling?
| >
| You can't walk to Alaska because the North Pole is in the middle of
the Ocean.
| 
| har har har

Everyone's a critic.  >_<
Can ANYONE answer this?  You'll be smacking yourselves when I give the
answer.

Well duh, South.
Peace,
Benn Bollay
gambit@thegrid.net

"All my father wanted to do was make a toaster you could 
really set the darkness on.  And you took his work and
perverted it into those hideous machines!"
                         --Sylia Stingray, kind of.