| From: Kergma, The Chaotic Trickster <kergma@sv.net.au>
| Date: June 11, 1996 7:34 PM
|
| On Tue, 11 Jun 1996, Neill Walker wrote:
|
| > It's late winter and you're in the woods, struggling to find shelter
| > from the cold and the blowing snow, and maybe something to heat that
can
| > of SPAM you've been carrying around. You stumble upon an old shack,
| > which appears abandoned. When you enter, you see that the shack is
| > equipped with a gas stove, a gas oven, a gas furnace, and a
fireplace
| > already filled with wood and tinder. Searching through your
pockets,
| > you discover only one match left. What do you light first?
|
| The match.
Yay!! Now you have bragging rights, too. And a Spam opener. It only
works on the electronic version, though.
| ~~~~
| The Chaotic Trickster - kergma@sv.net.au
|
| ( did you know that spam burns when heated? ;) )
Never had it. I imagine that it heartburns if you eat it, though. :)
I had a whole mess of these things lying around... wonder what I did
with 'em. If I find them, do you guys want to try them?