Subject: Re: [FFML] Microsoft Humor
From: "Neill Walker" <walkersp@oanet.com>
Date: 6/11/1996, 11:27 PM
To:

| From: Kergma, The Chaotic Trickster <kergma@sv.net.au>
| Date: June 11, 1996 7:34 PM
| 
| On Tue, 11 Jun 1996, Neill Walker wrote:
| 
| > It's late winter and you're in the woods, struggling to find shelter
| > from the cold and the blowing snow, and maybe something to heat that
can
| > of SPAM you've been carrying around.  You stumble upon an old shack,
| > which appears abandoned.  When you enter, you see that the shack is
| > equipped with a gas stove, a gas oven, a gas furnace, and a
fireplace
| > already filled with wood and tinder.  Searching through your
pockets,
| > you discover only one match left.  What do you light first?
| 
| The match.

Yay!!  Now you have bragging rights, too.  And a Spam opener.  It only
works on the electronic version, though.

|                                   ~~~~
|                 The Chaotic Trickster - kergma@sv.net.au
| 
| ( did you know that spam burns when heated? ;) )

Never had it.  I imagine that it heartburns if you eat it, though.  :) 
I had a whole mess of these things lying around... wonder what I did
with 'em.  If I find them, do you guys want to try them?