Subject: Re: [FFML] [SPAMFIC] Corny Ranma FanFic(tm)
From: Stormwalker
Date: 6/11/1996, 3:40 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

On Mon, 10 Jun 1996, Geoff Walker, THE TYRANT PAX wrote:

At 21:50 10/06/96 -0400, you wrote:
	Instructions: Read the following partial fanfic (you may feel free
to laugh).  Once you are finished, forward it back to the ML with a
paragraph or two of additional story tacked onto the end. 

Ah...a chain fanfic....

	This could end up as anything from Classic Slapstick to Profound
Examination of the Characters to Full Blown Lemon (please warn us if you
go that route).  I don't _think_ this could be turned into a SadFic, but
anything could happen.
	IKUSO!

HTG
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Evening; Tendo Dojo:

	"RANMA-SAMA!!"
	Ranma muttered something unprintable as he frantically dodged the
ribbon Kuno Kodachi was trying to reel him in with. 
	#'Least Akane ain't home yet,# he thought at he bounded along the
rooftop trying to elude his would-be wife/concubine/mistress/sex-slave,
#no _way_ she wouldn't blame be for-HEY!#
	A moment's innatention, and Ranma's cause was lost as the Black
Rose snared his ankle and had him mummy-wrapped up to his neck before he
could react.
	"Now my dearest," Kodachi smiled as the pulled a massive boquet of
midnight black roses out of a pocket dimension, "let us embrace forever."
	Ranma had no idea what was in those roses, but past experience
told him to expect anything from paralysis to mind control.  Not
suprisingly (although doing so with both arms bound to his side and his
legs tied together made it slightly impressive), he leaped from the roof
and flipped to the side as Kodachi leapt toward him.  For her part,
Kodachi was too suprised at her beloved's avoidance to land correctly; she
stumbled, tripped and dropped the boquet off the roof as she and Ranma
fell heavily.
	Ranma was strugging out of his bonds as he heard a familiar sneeze
come where he figured the front door was and rolled over to see Kodachi
peering over the edge with an expression that terrified him more than any
she had worn before... utter and complete sorbiety heavily leavened with
sanity.  Unable to resist his morbid curiosity, he rolled close enough to
to see the front door and froze in shock.
	"I never did test that love potion on females...." Kodachi muttered
softly as Tendo Kasumi stared up into her eyes, black rose petals still in
her hair.

******

Ok, here's my part (Please excuse my spelling):


        "Oh my...." Kausmi managed to stammer out before she collapsed.
        Akane comes through the door.
        "Kasumi! Where...AH! Kasumi! WHat's happend!" Yells Akne as she sees
Kasumi's limp from lying there. "Ranma! What did you do to her!" She
demanded, as Kodachi crept away.
        "Errr...I...um...ah..." Ranma mermered.
        Akane Grabs the front of Ranma's shirt and pulls him Close. "Ranma!
If you have hurt Kasumi! I'll..."
        "Don't worry, she's just out-cold." Said Nabiki, who stood behind them.
        "Is that true Nabiki?" Said Akane.
        Soun comed out of the Door Now.
        "AHHHHH! KASUMI! AHHHH!" He breaks out in tears.
        Now, Genma comes out.
        "Come on Ranma, help me get he into her bed." Ranma and Genma take
Kasumi into the house and place her in her bed.
        Akane lays a wet cloth on Kasumi's forhead. 
        "So, Ranma, what did you do to her? Hmmm?" Said Nabiki, slyly.
        "No! It was Kodachi! She had these flowers and..."
        "Kodachi! Those flowers could have anything in them!" Said Akane.
        Ukyo come to the door. She knocks at the door for a while then
enders on her own. "Hello!" She says, and Nabiki greets her."
        "Ukyo, inresting to see you here." said Nabiki.
        "I was just bringing some food for ranchan, but I saw Kodachi
Leaving here, did she do something to Ranchan?"
        "She tried to do something to Ranma, but Kasumi got hit insted."
        "Kasumi! How is she doing?"
        "Come see for your self." They go into Kasumi's bedroom. Ukyo come
to stand over her.
        "Hmm, out cold...." Says Ukyo, takening a quick pulse.
        Kasumi opens her eyes, and Looks up at Ukyo
        "Ukyo...I never noticed...how buetiful you are..." Says Kasumi.
        Everyone falls down and Bugs out...but Ukyo just stands there, frozen...

 



Geoff Walker, THE TYRANT PAX, Hentai Omega
Offical Grand Inqusistor Of the Cult of Nabiki Tendo
"Well, there goes the buisness, Hyuck! At least I got 
paid!"



Now this has the potential to get really interesting, really odd, really 
lemon, or all of the above... should be fun, though I think I'll just sit 
back and watch.

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"Chaos is a good thing"
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