I guess I'll post this here
All right, this is a fairly original series of SM fanfics.
I have decided to make up my own SM series (Called Sailor Moon H -
not as in Hentai, but as in Heretics.)
Inside, we will meet new villains, the return of the outer planet
sailors Uranus, Neptune and Pluto, a new character...and more of
Makoto bragging about her breasts...:)
All characters save Amoncara Pax/Megumi Hikaru, Necro/Hessen/Rogan/
Kolan/Lezin/Toin/Walac/J'ak/Tyrn/Golomite, are copyright of Takeuchi Naoko
and that company that put of Sailor Moon (Toei?). The others are copyright
Me, Geoff Walker, The Tyrant Pax. If you have any hankering to use my
characters in any way, contact me at walker@mail.accent.net. This can also
be used to give me feedback.
Well, here's the story....
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Sailor Moon Heretics
Episode 1.
A new Foe! The Dark Pope and His Black Cardinals strike!
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(The girls are at Rei's shrine. Ami is reading a text book marked "Advanced
Astrophysics", Minako is flipping through a shojo manga, with a picture of
two pretty boys on the cover, with Makoto looking over her shoulder. Rei
is reading a Copy of NewType with a picture of Ranma on the Cover, Usagi
is stuffing her face with nikkumans, she has bean past all over her face.)
Rei: Usagi, you have bean paste all over your face.
Usagi: So?
Rei: If Mamo-chan saw you like that, he wouldn't want to see you again.
Usagi: That's not true! (She licks her lips and gets all the past.)
Rei: There, you did it.
Usagi: Well, it was uncomfortable.
Makoto: Hey, doesn't this guy look like Haruka? (She pulls the manga out of
Minako's hand and shows it to every one else.)
Usagi: He does.
Rei: Yes, but that really is a guy.
(They all laugh.)
(Rei is suddenly struck by a vision.)
Ami: What is it?
Rei: I sense something evil is coming.
(Opening.)
(Is a dark cave. 7 men and 2 women wearing Dark Kingdom uniforms are
standing around a black sphere.)
Roganite: We have finished Collecting the energy that was left by Beryl and
Mettallia.
(She has brown hair and is not particualy tall)
Hessenite: Now we have enough to free the true leader of our forces.
(Rather refined looking with well maintained hair.)
Kolanite: For Necrolite will bring forth chaos into the universe.
( He's bald, with a long scalp lock.)
Lezenite: Gone is the Hoard.
(She looks exactly like Zoisite, save she Is a woman)
Toinite: Gone is the Dark Kingdom.
Malachite: Gone are the fools who lead us before.
J'akite: Necrolite will lead us to victory!
Tyrnite: Victory over the forces of order!
Golomite: And destroy the universe for only the warp shall remain!
Hessenite: Now, we shall free Necrolite from the tomb that Pax had unjustly
confined him. We shall free him.....NOW!
(With that, all of them thrust their hands forward and a blast of purple
energy strikes the sphere. It shatters, and reveals a man with a white robe
over his uniform.)
(The others fall to their knees.)
All: GREAT NECROLITE! Hail the dark pope!
Necrolite: Rise my black cardinals. We must make preparations, for we need a
base of operations, and this cave does not suit me.
(They all teleport away.)
(Rei is sitting before her fire, doing the reading thing. She can't get any
more things about the evil feeling that she had the other night. she is quite
frustrated.)
Rei: Why can't I get a reading? The evil must be extremely week, or powerful
to avoid detection.
(She gets up and walks out of the room and flops down on her bed. She pulls
out a manga from her top shelf and begins to read it. She gets the same
feeling again.)
Rei: What was that? Oh!
(she pulls out her communicator. Ami comes on.)
Ami: Rei-chan, why are you calling me?
Rei: I just got another evil feeling, I want us all to meet at a coffee shop
near the theaters, I think something's going to happen.
Ami: Hai! I'll contact the others. We'll met you there.
Rei: Hai, Ami-chan.
(Rei whips of her robes, we get to see a quick glimpse of her posterior, and
puts on that white outfit I like...and then runs out the door.)
Grandpa: Rei-chan! Where are you going! You need to sweep the grounds!
(Rei ignores him)
(Hessenite and Lezinite are sitting in a coffee shop. They are both warning
civvies. Hessenite is a jeans and T-shirt with a long sleeved plaid shirt over
it. His shirt reads "Sailor V". Lezinite is wearing a rather tight skirt and
top.)
Hessenite: So this is the Ley Line Nexus?
Lezinite: That's what Necrolite said.
Hessenite: We must hold one for one full day to drain the chi from it. Do
you have the Terror Bulb?
Lezinite: Hai. Right her.
(She pulls out something that looks like a lumpy yam with leg like thingies.)
Hessenite: Excellent. We should plant is soon.
(The girls walk into the shop and take a seat at a table.)
Lezinite: Hey, there are some cute girls.
Hessenite: Can't you do that some other time? We have something very
important to do.
Lezinite: The tall one with brown hair is really cute.
Hessenite: Stop that!
Lezinite: Oh, all right.
Rei: Hey, doesn't that woman over there look like Zoisite?
(They all look at Lezinite.)
Usagi: Yes, but she's a woman.
Makoto: Yea, her breasts are nearly as big as mine.
(The others glare at her.)
Makoto: What?
(Lezinite gets up and walks into the woman's washroom. Inside she makes a
black hammer and use's it to smash one of the floor tiles. She places the
bulb into the hole. The bulb pulses and expands. It becomes man-shaped with
large blades instead of arms.)
Lezinite: Now, lesser terror, I want you to...
(Makoto comes into the bathroom. Lezinite pushes the terror into a stall
before Makoto sees it.)
Makoto: Oops, sorry...
(Lezinite closes the door to the bathroom and locks it.)
Lezinite: Oh, there's no problem.
(She comes closer to Makoto and puts her arm between Makoto and the door.)
Lezinite: What's your name?
Makoto: Um...Makoto...
Lezinite: What a pretty name.
(She puts her hand on Mako's shoulder and begins to run it down her side)
Lezinite: You're so cute...well built too...I like you
(Use you Imagination to where she puts her hand now....)
(Hessenite 'ports in.)
Hessenite: What are you doing! We have a job to do! Terror! Come to me.
(The Terror bursts out of the stall, and out the wall.)
(Mako gets out a Lezinite's embrace and runs out of the hole.)
Hessenite: You have to keep in mind our mission. When the universe is no more,
and the warp rules all, you can have all the young girls you wish.
Lezinite: But I want Makoto. She is just like what I always wanted.
Hessenite: This is not the time. After we capture the Ley Line Nexus, you can
do your girl chasing then.
(The terror is out in the shop, smashing tables, and freighting the people.
The girls are outside, behind a car. People are running away from the stop,
and clearing the street.)
Usagi: It was so nice not having to deal with monsters.
Rei: The worlds peace is shattered.
Ami: It is our duty to deal with threats like this.
Minako: We are the Sailor Senshi.
Makoto: We will defeat this threat!
(They go through their transformations)
Sailor Moon: I am the pretty solder Sailor Moon,
Sailor Mars: Sailor Mars,
Sailor Mercury: Sailor Mercury,
Sailor Venus: Sailor Venus
Sailor Jupiter: and Sailor Jupiter!
Sailor Moon: We are the solders for love and justice! In the name of the moon
We shall punish you!
Terror: Grrrrrah!
(The terror charges out the front window of the shop, and cleaves the car in
two pieces.)
Jupiter: Yow!
(She leaps away)
Jupiter: Sparkling Wind Pressure!
(The terror avoids the attack and swings at mercury)
(Mercury thumps to the floor)
Mars: Burning Mandela!
(The rings strike the terror, burning the terror)
(Hessenite and Lezinite are standing on the top of the building.)
Hessenite: These senshi are formidable opponents.
Lezinite: We will need a more powerful terror to defeat them
(below, the terror is nearly defeated. It's smoking and missing one
of it's arms.)
Jupiter: What a wimpy monster!
Moon: Yea, lets finish it...
(She pulls out her scepter)
Moon: Moon Spiral Heart Attack!
(The big heart smack the terror, destroying it..)
Mars: I don't even thing I worked up a sweat.
Mercury: These was not a series treat.
(Hessenite and Lezinite port in)
Hessenite: Well, it seems we underestimated what kind of resistance this
world would give us. It seems that our weakest terror was a kind of joke.
Lezinite: Yes, well It looks like we'll need to do this ourselves, Chaos Dark..
(A rose flies by)
All Sailors: Tuxedo Kaman-sama!
Kaman: Well, I seems that we have a new enemy, one who doesn't stand by and let
others fight their battles.
Hessenite: Hmm, nice outfit, well, DARK CHAOS...
(Necrolite's voice booms)
Necrolite: Hessenite, Lezinite, return to the Dark Cathedral Now!
Lezinite: Damn, just when it was getting interesting.
Hessenite: Ware Sailors, we shall be back!
(They port away.)
Moon: Tuxedo Kaman-sama, who were they.
Kaman: They looked like they were Dark Kingdom warriors, but they were
different in some way.
(Back at the Dark Cathedral, Necrolite is sitting on a throne of back ballast.
He's looking at a simmering image of the Sailors fighting the terror. He
studies the attacks. Hessenite and Lezinite 'port in.)
Necrolite: You have returned.
(They kneel before Necrolite.)
Hessenite: I am sorry that we have failed in our mission.
Necrolite: Worry not. I am actually pleased.
Lezinite: But we failed in capturing the Ley Line Nexus.
Necrolite: But you proved that Pax is not here.
Hessenite: Oh.
Necrolite: I have chosen Tokyo because It has the most Ley Line Nexuses on
this world. We need only to hold twelve. There are over on hundred of them
here. Oh, go see Roganite, and find a new terror bulb. One that will destroy
those sailor senshi.
Lezinite & Hessenite: Hai.
(The walk thought the halls until they reach a large room full of shelves
with crates on them. Roganite walks back and forth, wearing a floral pattern
smock.)
Hessenite: Roganite, do you have any specially terror bulbs?
Roganite: Why yes, I just finished one.
(She pulls out a bulb the size of a onion.)
Lezinite: Good. Necrolite has given us a new target for tomorrow. We'll
use it then.
(She leaves. She walks into her room and sits on the bed.
Lezinite: Oh, Makoto, I love you so much.
(She conjures a picture of Mako in the air.)
Lezinite: You're so strong, yet feminine. Oh, I want you beyond anything else.
(The girls are in Rei's room.)
Minako: Mako, what happened in the bathroom?
Mako: Er...um...well, there was that woman, she touched me, and well...
Ami: Sounds like you were having fun.
All: What?!
Ami: Um, that's not what I meant...
Usagi: Sure.
(They laugh)
(The door slides open. Mamoru walks in.)
All: Mamo-chan!
Mamo: Hey, what's going on.
Rei: What are you doing here.
Mamo: I remembered something. When I was under Beryl's service, she mentioned
something about another being that had been defeated before the ravaging
of the Moon Kingdom. He wasn't a servant of Mettallia, but more of an ally.
I was thinking that our new foe might be him.
Ami: Hmm, that sounds right. It could be.
Usagi: Well, I was just getting ready to spend a wonderful summer with
Mamo-chan, and these guys are just going to spoil it!
(On some planet, a lone figure stands on a rock over looking a crashing sea.
His robes are blown about in the wind.)
Pax: I feel a presence that...that I Haven't felt sense...
(He turns, steps and disappears.)
End...for now...
End Notes: Well, that's the first in my hypothetical Sailor Moon season. I
guess it happens just after S...um, any mistakes I make can be blamed on
DIC, and anybody who has ever given me information on sailor moon...
Anyone notice the DIC bashing?
In the next episode: The introduction of Pax, is he a new enemy or
a new ally. Also, just what will Lezinite do to win the affections of Makoto?
See you when ever I finish the next chapter!
Geoff Walker, The Tyrant Pax walker@mail.accent.net...
Official Grand Inquisitor of the Cult of Nabiki Tendo. Also
the cults of Kasumi Tendo, Rei Hino, Haruka Ten'ou, Ryoko,
Nuku Nuku, Yuri, Belldandy, Nene Romanova and Natsumi
Tsujimoto!
Cute pieces of paint! I love them well!
Geoff Walker, THE TYRANT PAX, Hentai Omega
Offical Grand Inqusistor Of the Cult of Nabiki Tendo
"Well, there goes the buisness, Hyuck! At least I got
paid!"