Subject: [SPAMFIC] Ji Wars! (Was: Re: CRRRRRAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!)
From: Aaron/Kendra
Date: 6/10/1996, 5:42 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

At 12:44 PM 6/10/96 -0700, you wrote:
At 12:21 PM 6/10/96 -0700, you wrote:
At 10:15 AM 6/10/96 -0700, you wrote:
Did Marisa get off the FF ML yet? I know she's going to leave soon so I 
was just wondering.

sorry :) I have been switching my accounts around :) I jsut got your
messages today.
My # is XXX-XXXXif ya want to call :). Gotta run.. more later :)




DAMMMMMMMMMMIIIT!!!! I, the complete moron, did it again.....

1. HA HA HA HA !!! At least you didn't get the area code!!

2. HA HA HA HA !!! At least I am moving in 4 more days...

ANYWAY, that was SUPPOSED to be a private email and 
I blew it.... sigh.


Please ignore the message with my #.

Oh you poor girl....ALERT! JI'S TURNED MISA-CHAN TO THE DARK SIDE!

[cut to a starfighter hangar somewhere.  There is a great deal of activity
and A-Wings, B-Wings, Y-Wings and X-wings and even the occasional E-wing is
taking off]

 Kendra: [In her armor and climbing into an X-Wing] Let the force be with us!
 Nameless Tech: Ma'am! the Emporer and Ji Vader have just turned Misa-chan
to the Dark Side of the Force!
 Kendra: NO! It can't BE! RRRRRRRAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! [she jumps
away from the X-wing and vaporizes it with a wave of her hand, *REALLY*
unnerving the techs.  She summons her armors helmet and hitches a ride on a
departing B-wing, riding it out into space and the battle against the evil
Emporer and his head general, Ji Vader]

(To Be Continued...)


Aaron Stolz ------- astolz@direct.ca