Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!
It's not fair! Kun-chan can never get to attend one of these things! 
*sniffle* Kun-chan doesn't have enough money! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!

well, yes, but you live in the land 'o them Kew-allahs.  Doesn't that make
up for everything? =)  Oh well, maybe next time, ne Kun-chan?  And you
too, Wilmore, eh? :p  Heck, let's all flood the joint next year. @.@

Well..... if everyone is willing to send me about $100 each... or if
rpm just sends me all the money, I'm sure I'll manage to turn up! ^_^
Yes, that's right! You *can* send me money! All you have to do is put
it in an envelope, and address it to me, then I *will* get the money!
And just to make sure that it worked, I will even turn up and tell you
in person that I got your money! See? You CAN send money to Australia,
and it WILL work! Why not send some to me today? ^_~

Kun-chan...