I read this, and spent the next five minutes trying to stop laughing. I
don't know if this qualifies as a FanFic....but it's a brilliantly done
satire, and damn funny.
   I counted at least 4 different lampoonings of various overused
conventions. Most of them deserved the skewering they got. :)
   Very well done. I really, really hope I never get Herr Weinberg upset
at me. ;)

- Mike of No Particular Title or Handle
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