Kun-chan sits and waits for all the gifts, compliments and worhiping to
commence.

Looks like Shampoo-style speech there.  She must like her ;)

No.  Have you already forgotten?
Kun-chan does not do Shampoo (except do her *in*).  She sometimes uses 
Azusa-speech, but that wasn't what she was doing there.  She was just 
writing a third person description of objective events.

Correct! You are right... and for this you win... paying for a plane ticket
to get me to the next big anime-con where I can meet everyone! Yaaaaay!!!

Sebastian (wondering how exactly you "worhip".  Sounds hentai...)

Kun-chan baps Sebastian

Kun-chan...