On Mon, 3 Jun 1996, Marisa Price wrote:

Date: Mon, 03 Jun 1996 20:40:57 -0700
From: Marisa Price <marisa@gladstone.uoregon.edu>
To: fanfic@fanfic.com
Subject: [FFML] Microsoft Humor

Especially thought Neill would like this... but thought I would share:

Dumb Microsoft Joke

A pilot is flying a small single engine plane with a lot of really 
important execs on board into Seattle airport. There is fog so thick that

 I think that Microsoft's motto schould be..."We're here to help...no really"
 or of course they could always steal the "Don't Panic" idea from 
 THHGTTG..... I can actually remember a time when product support was 
 (gasp) free from these fellows.....now it's like a phone sex service 
 except in this case you give them money and they frustrate you over the 
phone charging by the minute....

                          Neil

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