On Sun, 19 May 1996, Van Gogh's Ear wrote:

    the texts of the saucewar + sigwars are available for download, along with
    special messages from each author. Sigwar III is to be posted soon, as soon
    as we're ENTIRELY sure it's over. ^-^

Yar(tapping Rob's shoulder): You heard him.  Go kill off Zodiak.
Rob: That's a bad idea.
Yar: Why?  Kill Zodiak!  It's the only way!
Rob(pulling out the script): Zodiak is going to kill Sinae... URK!
Yar(choking the author): WHAT?!