hello, my brother wrote this.
ello people,
A while back, I was thinking how Mousse ever learned how to
master the art's of weapons, and how he kept them hidden. Well,
after I was watching T.V. a few weeks ago, BOOM! I had an idea!!
It was also a good idea too!! So this story is about this idea.
Hope ya enjoy!
Altitude Co. presents:
Ranma =: Add it with Gel
By S.C. (formerly Vegita1941)
"Hey Shampoo! Wait up!" yelled Mousse as he tried to
catch up with her.
"What Mousse want?" Shampoo said with an annoyed face.
"Oh, I was just asking if you want to have a little picnic after
work."
"Too bad Mousse, I too busy after work."
"What are you going to do?"
"Shampoo go date with Ranma."
"But you already asked him and he said no!"
"Silly Mousse, he say yes, just in different language."
"But Sham--Quack!!" Mousse was then cut off when Shampoo doused
him with cold water.
Shampoo threw the bucket away and said, "You talk to much
Mousse." Shampoo quickly got on her bike and peddled off. Mousse
quickly followed behind, quacking as hard as he could, Shampoo
tried to ignore him but couldn't. Mousse then saw his glasses
starting to fog up and couldn't see where he was going, and to
his own stupidity, he accidentally knocked Shampoo's off her
bike. "Ouch! Why you do that Mousse!!" She walked toward the
scared duck and picked him up and threw Mousse across town. "Oh
no! Shampoo late for delivery!" and with that she cursed Mousse
under her breath as she peddled across the pavement. Then, slowly
a figure appeared behind a telephone pole. "At last, I find you
Mousse!" the figure said as he clutched his hand and started to
shake it. "You will die for your ways!" Then the figure vanished
behind the pole.
-------------------------Nekohaten-------------------------------
The door opens, revealing to be Mousse. "What do you want?" said
Cologne as she stopped counting the money and looked at Mousse.
"What do you think you old wrinkled witch, I came here to eat."
"Oh, very well, what do you want?"
"What I order is free right?"
"Are you trying to take advantage of me?! of course not!" she
yelled as she slammed her notepad and pen down on a table, which
she broke.
"But I work here, don't I?"
"So, it doesn't mean YOU can eat for free like Shampoo and I."
"Damn it, I'm all out of money too, shit, I'll just leave. Thanks
for your time old ghoul."
"Any time." Cologne said silently laughing.
Mousse was walking along the street, thinking of a way to get
Shampoo to go to a date with him and get some money so he can
eat. After bumping into cars, trees, telephone poles, little
children, bushes, and benches, he still couldn't think of a way
to get Shampoo's heart, never mind getting any money either.
Mousse then found himself with no glasses.
"Hey! Who has my glasses!"
"I do." said a mysterious voice a few feet in front of him.
"Hey! Give that back, you, you, thief!"
"Hold on, let me fix them."
Mousse then heard a very sharp crunching sound, and the sound
when glasses fall on the ground.
"You broke my glasses! Just who do you think you are!!"
"Don't you recognize me Mousse? I'm your long lost master, Gel."
Mousse then froze, with ounces of sweat dripping down from his
chin.
"M-M-Master Gel, h-h-how did you find me?"
"I was hunting you!"
"What!! Why?!"
"Because you left my training, so you can follow some stupid
Amazon woman!!
"But I thought we were done, master!"
"Didn't you remember the rules, fool?! My rules were that you can
only leave my training only if you can get MY permission!!"
"B-But I didn't want Shampoo to leave, so that's why I went wi--"
"Shut up! Did I say I was done?!"
"No si--"
"Now as I was saying, my rule was if you leave without
permission, I will hunt you down to the ends of the earth until I
kill you. And now, I find you, prepare to die undisciplined
student!!"
"Hold on mas--" Mousse was immediately cut off when a dart got
stuck into his knee. Mousse held his knee and yelled. Mousse then
harshly pulled off the dart, pulling some skin away also. "That's
it master, I had enough!!" Mousse charged into Gel, with spears
sticking out of his sleeves. Gel moved aside and took out a
tomahawk. He chopped up Mousses spears and whacked Mousse across
the face with it. Then, Gel then took out a sword and shoved it
down Mousses other leg.
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gel kicked Mousse
across his face and uppercut him. Gel then took out a whip and
started whipping Mousse with it. Mousse quickly pulled out the
sword and swung it at Gel. The swing made a small cut on Gel's
blue robe (Gel's clothes looks like Mousse, except it's the color
blue and has a dragon on it.) While distracted, Mousse quickly
took out a staff and shoved it down Gel's stomach. Mousse then
took another swung, but this time Gel grabbed it. "You gotten
better Mousse, but now, it's time to die." Gel threw the staff
away and then jumped back, his sleeves covering his face. Then,
Gel spun around a bit and stopped, with one leg up. Gel thruste
his hands forward, opened up his eye's and yelled, "Ultimate
technique, Kyooki No Buki Osou!!!" All the weapons Gel hid now
darted toward Mousse, with bright glowing ball's of energy at the
end of each weapon.
Mousse didn't know what to do, for he was motionless at the power
of his master's attack.
Seconds later.
Ranma and Akane was walking home until they heard a scream; they
both looked at each other and ran into the direction of the
scream. "How does it feel to die Mousse?" Questioned Gel.
"UHhhhhh, I will never di....." Mousse said as blood dripped from
his chin.
Ranma and Akane quickly turned a corner and saw somebody that
sorta looked like Mousse. Akane turned around in disgust, seeing
that the person's weapons were stuck on Mousse, with ounces of
blood dripping from his body. Mousse constantly spat out blood,
sometimes even hurling out blood. "Hey! What the heck are you
doing to Mousse, you weirdo?!" yelled Ranma. Gel turned his face
to look at him. "Who are you?! What do you want?!" he bellowed.
Ranma jumped toward him and shoved his foot into Gel's face. Gel
stumbled back and released the weapons that was stuck on Mousse.
Gel quickly got up and said, "You fool, you won't get away with
this." he then leaped into the distance. Ranma went over to
Mousse and looked at him. He was all covered with blood, with
some bones sticking out. Ranma picked him up and ran off. "Hey!
Where are you going Ranma?!" asked Akane.
"To Dr. Tofu's, c'mon, let's go."
"What can he do?" thought Akane.
-----------------Dr. Tofu's Clinic-----------------------
"Hmmmm, is Mousse another victim from your savage attacks Akane?"
asked Dr. Tofu.
"Grrrrrrrrrr. Ranma you idiot! Stop laughing!"
"But you gotta admit Akane, it was funny!" said Ranma as h
laughed out loud hysterically.
"Ranma you idiot!!" and with that she pounded Ranma into the
canvas with her mallet.
"It was just a joke Akane." said Dr.Tofu as he bandaged up
Mousse.
"Oh, really? I knew that, ahem."
"Thick as a brick." Ranma said to himself.
"Well anyway, what's wrong with Mousse?"
"Well, he's in a coma right now and I can't do anything about, so
I'm afraid he has to go to the hospital."
"Is he going to live?"
"Chances are slick, but I'm sure he well. Now, if you would
leave, I need to call the hospital."
"Okay, see ya doc." said Ranma as he left.
"Bye Dr. Tofu!" said Akane as she waved bye-bye.
"See you later." said Tofu back.
10 minutes later, Dr. Tofu finally finished calling the hospital
and cleaning Mousse up. "Man, sure am hungry, better get
something to eat." Dr. Tofu then left his office. "Perfect." said
a voice who was covered in the shadows. The person walked into
view, revealing it to be Gel. "So, that's that boy's name, Ranma.
He's my next target but first." Gel took out an axe. "I gotta
kill him. Prepare to die unworthy student!!" Gel raised up his
axe, preparing it to swing it down on Mousses neck. Dr. Tofu came
in, with a turkey sandwich in his mouth. "Heyb, whab ara you
doingye." Dr. Tofu slapped himself on the forehead. Dr. Tofu
quickly took out the sandwich away from his mouth and then said,
"Hey! What are you doing?!" Dr. Tofu then charged to Gel. Gel
looked around and saw a skeleton. He ran toward it and grabbed
it's bony neck. "One move and the skeleton dies." said Gel as
leveled the axe to it's neck. Dr. Tofu immediately stopped
running and stepped back. "Al right, just put, the axe, down."
Dr. Tofu said calmly.
"Not a chance!" Gel threw the axe to Tofu, kicked the skeleton
down, and broke through a nearby window. Tofu ducked under the
axe and ran toward the window. Tofu looked around and said,
"Nothing." Tofu walked to his skeleton and said, "You all right
Betty?" Tofu turned around to hear the door open. "Ah, the
hospital people are finally here."
Back at the Tendo Dojo, Ranma is on the roof, looking at the sky.
He was about to go to sleep when he saw a spear come down on him.
Ranma quickly moved out of the way, while the spear went through
the roof. "Hey man! why did you do that?!" Ranma pauses. "Hey
your that bozo that was trying to kill Mousse, right?"
"That's correct, until you interfered, and for that you shall
die." Gel runs toward Ranma and yells, "Swan Punch version 1.2!"
Gel hits Ranma with something stronger then Mousse's technique.
Ranma staggers for a moment and asks, "What the HELL did you hit
me with?" Gel takes out a metal swan, about the same size as
Mousse's plastic swan. "I hit you with this."
Ranma runs toward and stuffs his hand into his face while he was
distracted. "Ahhh!!" Gel yelled as he landed in the pond below.
"What's the matter Gel, you fighting or not?" Ranma then heard a
horses neigh. "What the hell?" Ranma leaps down to investigate.
There, he see's a horse staggering to get out of the pond. "Woah!
So you fell in one of the Jusenkyo springs huh?"
The horse bobs its head up and down. Then the horse realizes wh
he's talking to. The horse get's out of the pond and gallops
toward Ranma. He raises his front legs and crashes them down on
Ranma. "OW!! That's it!" Ranma picks up the horse by it's leg's,
spin's it around, and throws it across town. "Heh, that's the end
of him, I guess" said Ranma as he wiped his hands. Then all of a
sudden Ryoga comes out of no where. "Saotome Ranma, the one who
kills you shall be me!!" Ryoga throws his head-bands and his
umbrella to him. "Kashuu tenshin amaguriken!" Ranma grabs all the
headbands an throws them back to Ryoga. Half of them cuts up
Ryoga's umbrella into pieces, and the other half fly's to Ryoga.
"Gah!" Ryoga grabs two or three of them but the rest of them
cut's him up. "HA! a opening!" Ranma jumps up to him and stuffs
his fist into his gut. "Was that supposed to hurt?" Ryoga then
fall's on his knee's, holding his stomach. Ranma then spray's
Ryoga with some cold water. "Get out of here you pig." Ranma
picks up P-chan by it's tale, and kicks him out if his sight.
"Ranma! didn't I tell you not to hurt P-chan!!" screams Akane as
she slam's a vase on top of Ranma's head.
While back at Gel, he is now in his human form, sitting next
to a pond. "Dammit, how can I be defeated so easily?! Can it be,
I finally met my match? No, I refuse to believe it," Gel then
sees a shadow on top of him. "Huh?" Gel then hears a sickening
thud on top of his head. "Aiya! Are you okay?" said Shampoo as
she get's off from her bike. Shampoo picks up Gel, but he is
unconscious. "Aiya, I better take you to great-grand mother."
To Be Continued.
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