I don't...I don't..THINK I do at least...to me, Shampoo's only redeeming
feature is that she turns into a cat...I like cats...

So... you DO like Shampoo more than me! To you, she has one redeeming
feature!

I *love* cats, but that doesn't make me like Shampoo.  She defiles my 
vision of true cat-ness.  (See? I can turn it around so it always fits :)

But was said that this was a 'redeeming' feature...

Hey, I still like Shampoo better than Genma, who has the most reprehensible
history of obnoxiousness and stupidity of any anime.  I cringe when I hear
what he's done.

See? EVERYONE loves Shampoo more than I do!

Indeed.  Even I, though I hate her as a person, can apreciate her 
presence in the series as a character.

Ah, you like her as a plot device and eye candy!

Kun-chan...