I would like to thank <gaffney@iconn.net> for inspiring me with
his Ranma 1/2 FanFiction Drinking Game and the guys from the FanFiction
Mailing List at <fanfic@fanfic.com> for their commentary
(<jhedge@waterw.com> came up with an entire section ;).
Please feel free to add any additonal entries.
HTG
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Disclaimer: Let me make it clear that I do not condone excessive
consumption of Alcohol in any way, shape, or form. This is entirely for
laughs and should be treated as such.
Equipment: 1 or more BubbleGum Crisis/Crash! and/or ADPolice
FanFics, A source of your preferred beverage (anywhere from a bottle to a
brewery depending on the story), some glasses.
Rules: Read the FanFic(s); if anything listed below applies, knock
back the listed number of drinks.
And now, The Game!
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General:
If the Knight Sabres go on a mission: 1 drink
If the Knight Sabres are actually hired by somebody: 3 drinks
If they actually manage to get paid: 5 drinks
If a Run-of-the-Mill C-class Boomer shows up: 0 drinks (you can't
get smashed yet ;)
... and survives a fight with the KS: 5 drinks
... and gets trashed by the ADPolice: 8 drinks
If a Sexaroid shows up: 2 drinks
... and is not killed by the end of the story: 5 drinks
If a Doberman shows up: 5 drinks
If Largo shows up (upgrades/backup copies included): 3 drink
... if he/it/she dies again: add 1 drinks
... if he/it/she does not think up a Grandiose Plan of Vengance: chug
If somebody goes through emotional torment: 1 drink
... and it's not Sylia or Priss: 5 drinks
If Mackie grows up (emotionally): 2 drinks
... due to something _non_-traumatic: 8 drinks
If there is a revelation about Kasuhito(sp?) Stingray and/or his
Legacy(tm): 2 drinks
...and it is not horrid, depressing, or evil: 10 drinks
If Linna receives any measurable amount of characterisation
whatsoever: 5 drinks
If one of the KS loses it/cracks up/goes off the deep end: 3
drinks
... if it isn't Priss: 6 drinks
If a Knight Sabre gets killed: 2 drinks (per KS)
... and gets ressurected: 4 drinks
If Innocent Bystanders are killed: 2 drinks
... if the KS are directly responsible for it: 5 drinks
... if more than 50 are killed: 4 drinks
... if more than 500 are killed: 6 drinks
... if more than 5000 are killed: 8 drinks
... if MegaTokyo gets destroyed: 10 drinks
If the ADPolice are depicted as anything more than Ineffective
Cannon Fodder: 8 drinks
If Genom get's a new CEO: 5 drinks
... and he/she was _not_ hand-picked by Quincy: 10 drinks
If Genom is destroyed: 4 drinks
... _legally_: 6 drinks
... by the original KS (as opposed to any freaks that join during
the story): add 6 drinks
If sombody joins the KS: 3 drinks
... and it's not Mackie, Leon, Vision, or a Sexaroid: 9 drinks
If a KS breaks one of The First Ten Rules: 1 drink (per member,
NOT per occurence)
... and Sylia envokes/enforces Rule 11: chug
If Nene finds Love Everlasting: 3 drinks
... with someone aside from Mackie: 6 drinks
If Linna finds Love Everlasting: 4 drinks
... and it last more than 3 weeks: 6 drinks :)
If Priss finds Love Everlasting: 4 drinks
... with someone aside from Leon: 6 drinks
... with a woman (incl. Sexaroids): 8 drinks
If Sylia finds Love Everlasting: 8 drinks
... and he _doesn't_ backstab her in one form or another: chug
... with Mackie: Hunt Down the Author and Kill Him or Her
If any KS is revealed to possess superhuman abilities (cyber
included): 3 drinks
... if it isn't Sylia: 6 drinks
If any KS gains superhuman abilities during the course of the
story (cyber included): 4 drinks
... if it isn't Priss: 8 drinks
... if the recipient is pleased: add 6 drinks
Crossovers:
If the FanFic is a Ranma 1/2 crossover: 1 drink
... Ah! My Goddess/Ah! Megami-Sama: 2 drinks
... Gunnm/Battle Angel: 2 drinks
... Tenchi Muyo!: 3 drinks
... Gall Force: 3 drinks
... Gunsmith Cats: Cheer :)
... Star Trek (any): 4 drinks
... Any Role Playing Game: 4 drinks
... Any Video Game: 4 drinks
... Any English-Language Comics/Cartoon: 5 drinks
... Sailor Moon: 10 drinks
... Barney (cameo): 5 drinks per appearance
... Barney (as a Major Character): GET THE KEG!
... Uresukudoji(sp?): Kill the Writer in the Most Unpleasant Manner
Possible
If the KS get into a fight with any character(s) from the other
series: 3 drinks
... and _wins_: 9 drinks
If any character from another series joins the KS: 5 drinks (per
new member)
Lemons:
If anybody gets up enough nerve to write and post one: chug :P~~~
Sex (non-explicit, off-camera, or otherise 'tasteful' depictions included):
If a KS has sex: 1 drink
... if it's Priss: 1 drink
... if it's Sylia: 2 drinks
... if it's Nene: 4 drinks
... if it's Linna: you buy the drinks
... if the partner is male: add 1 drink
... if the partner is Leon: add 2 drinks
(...and both partners are sober: add 5 drinks :)
... if the partner is female: add 2 drinks
... if the partner is a fellow KS: add 4 drinks
... if the partner is a sexaroid: add 1 drink
... if the partner is the author: add 2 drinks
... if the partner is some combination of the above: add 4 drinks
... if the partner is Largo/Mason/whatever: add 6 drinks
... if it's non-consenting sex: add 6 drinks
... if the partner is Largo/Mason/whatever, and it's consenting: Chug
Authors:
If they write themselves into the story: 2 drinks
... if they find out about the KS: add 1 drink
... if Priss pulls her gun on them: add 1 drink
... if they effectively join the KS: add 1 drink
... if they join the KS within one day of first meeting Sylia: add 1
drink
... if they already have or build their own armour: add 1 drink
... and it's better than anything Sylia could ever come up with: add 1
drink
... if they kill Largo singlehandedly: add 2 drinks
If Priss falls in love with him/her: 2 drinks
If Nene falls in love with him/her: 2 drinks
If Linna falls in love with him/her: 4 drinks
If Sylia falls in love with him/her: 8 drinks
If Quincy or Largo falls in love with him/her: chug
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