Chris and others devised a new musical, lyrics by Kun-chan:

'The Phantom of the Opera'===>

`The Hentai of the Dojo'

o/~ The hentai of the dojo is here...
o/~ Inside my mind.

o/~ Come once again with me,
o/~ My strange perv-ette!
o/~ My power over you,
o/~ Grows stronger yet...

LOL!  Somehow, I can just picture Michael Crawford singing this too <g>

*grin* That would be hilarous! Hmm... can't find my Phantom tape to
figure out how to change the rest of the words... *pout* Oh, well...

Kun-chan...