Here is the COMPLETE version...

    As Stargazer attempts to reboot his mecha, he is suddenly set 
upon by 100 muticolored meeps. As he suffocates in the kawaii mounds 
of fur, he suddenly gets the irresistible urge to cuddle them and coo 
"Meep!" for no readily apparent reason...

    Back in the lab...
    
    
    Erin was laughing. This was turning out well, a successful field 
test and revenge exaction. The pounding from the closet had ceased. A 
CIA Gull was out recording the Panda Hunt. Speaking of which, where 
was Panda? 
    A quick flight by the CIA Gull found him in deep meditation, 
good, at least he couldn't get in trouble...uh-oh. The Gull had 
spotted C-koH on the nearby rooftop, and worse, the brownies.
    "Well, we can't have that, now can we?"
    Erin went to the Teleport Booth and tossed a Stranglevine Cactus 
inside. He set a few coordinates and activated it. 

    Back on the street...

    While C-koH waited for Panda to come back out, she failed to 
notice the tedrils of the Stranglevine Cactus sneaking up on her. 
Within seconds she found herself fighting for her life in the thorny 
branches of the plant...

    "YIPE!!!"
    
    MAke that the HENTAI plant.
    
    Back in the Lab...
    
    Erin had just placed a squad of Zombie Gerbils in the Teleport 
Booth. He readied the coordinates.
    "Waste of good Gerbils, I know," he thought. "But Illumni can't 
be choosers." He pulled the lever...


    Back on the street...
    
    The Zombie Gerbils materialized and began to devour the lethal 
brownies. A few moments later, all that remained were fifty pile of 
dust. Panda had been saved once again.

                                ---Erin 2.5