Subject: Re: [FFML] Kunoichi's Broadway (was:Lemons by girls)
From: Ilsa
Date: 6/1/1996, 4:12 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Hmm, I was the guilty one who misspelt all
the Japanese words.  Sorry, but the only way
I learned  Japanese is through reading anime fanfics.
(Scary ne?)

--Ilsa, OAA and COR


At 11:40 PM 01/06/96 +1000, you wrote:
See? Now that I control the ML... on to other things!
BROADWAY!!!
Hmm...

[Chris opens up today's 'New York Times' and turns to the
Broadway listings in the 'Weekend' section...]

You know, you're insane Chris... and you have *way* too much time on your
hands (among other things ... since you can think up stuff like thiat!) ;p

How woud things change?

NOW PLAYING:

'A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum'
===> 'A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Brothel'
or `A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Dojo'

'A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Jyusenkyou'?

'An Ideal Husband'===>'Ranma'
'Bring in 'da Noise, Bring in 'da Funk'===>
`Bring in `da Hot water, Bring it in Now!'

I think I won't comment on my version of this...

'Defending the Caveman'===>
`Defending the Baka'
'Miss Saigon'====>'Miss Melbourne'
`Miss Nerima'
'Tartuffe: Born Again'====>
"Taro: Cursed Again'
'The King and I'=====>'The Pig and I'
`The Baka and I' or `The Kawaikunne and I'a

'kawaikunee' ... one 'n' and two 'e's...

'The Phantom of the Opera'===>
`The Hentai of the Dojo'

o/~ The hentai of the dojo is here...
o/~ Inside me mind.

o/~ Come once again with me,
o/~ My strange perv-ette!
o/~ My power over you,
o/~ Grows stronger yet...

`Inherit the Wind'===>`Inherit the Dojo'
`Night of the Iguana'===>`Night of the P-chan'
`Love Thy Neighbour'===>` Love Thy Innazuke'

'Iinazuke' ... Two 'i's and one 'n'

`Jack: A Night on the Town with John Barrymore'
===>`Happy:  A Panty Raid on the Town with 
Happosai'
`Tovah: Out of Her Mind'===>`Kodachi: (Really)
Out of Her Mind'

Infact you are insane, too, as is Kendra! You're ALL insane! And you're all
hentai! Yay! You're all helping me keep control of this ML!!

Kun-chan...