Subject: [SPAMFIC SUBPLOT] A few moments in the lab...
From: "Erin Mills version 2.5" <MILL0622@Badger.Snow.edu>
Date: 6/1/1996, 3:43 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

    (Open on Erin nailing the closet door shut.)
    
    I told you, you're not coming out! Not until it's all over with!
    
    (phone rings)
    
    Hello? Oh, hello, ArchDean! So nice to hear from you. Hmmm? 
C.T.H.U.L.H.U. and WUSE have agreed to send me the equipment? 
Marvelous! Thank you so very much. Yes, there will be a generous 
kickbac--er--donation to the Ilumni fund later this week. Yes. And to 
you, ArchDean. Thanks again. Goodbye.

    (hangs up the phone)
    
    Right, I'll show that interfering Stargazer a thing or three...
    
        *heh-heh-heh*
        
                                    ---Erin 2.5
                                    Ilumnus of IOU