At 08:55 AM 5/31/96 -0400, you wrote:

At 10:00 PM 31/5/96 +1000, you wrote:

See? Now that I control the ML... on to other things!

BROADWAY!!!

Hmm...

[Chris opens up today's 'New York Times' and turns to the
Broadway listings in the 'Weekend' section...]

How woud things change?

NOW PLAYING:

'A Delicate Balance' ====> Same title
'A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum'
===> 'A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Brothel'
'An Ideal Husband'===>'Ranma'
'Beauty and the Beast'===>'Kun-Chan and the Pig'
'BIG - The Musical'===>Er... No comment... O.o;;;
'Bring in 'da Noise, Bring in 'da Funk'===>
'Buried Child'==>Would close down because it reminded 
Kunoichi too much of 'THAT' fanfic...
'Cats'===>'Roadkill'

*snicker*
  Kendra: Heeeyyyy!

'Defending the Caveman'===>
'Grease!'===>'Vaseline!' (Sorry. Had to be said.)

*facefault*
  Kendra: hmmm....

'How to succeed...'===>No change. Just read her series. ;)
'Hughie'===>'Bweeeee!'
'Love thy Neighbour'===>'Ranma Nibun no Ichi: The Musical'
'Les Miserables'===>'Les Tres Heureuses'

Le Tres *WHAT*?
  Kendra: The three fiance's maybe..?

'Master Class'===>Er... You all know what goes here. -.-
'Miss Saigon'====>'Miss Melbourne'
'Moon over Buffalo'===>

Kuno over Nerima :)

'Rent'===>'Fee'
'Seven Guitars'====>
'Show Boat'===>'The Exhibitionists'
'Smokey Joe's Cafe'===>

Shampoo's Cat cafe?

'State Fair'====>
'Sunset Boulevard'====>
'Tartuffe: Born Again'====>
'The King and I'=====>'The Pig and I'
'The Phantom of the Opera'===>

The Pervert of the Dojo?

'Victor/Victoria'====>'Ranma-kun/Ranma-chan'

Anyone care to complete this?

-CW
"Be mischievous and you will not be lonesome."
-From a fortune cookie I received.

Aaron Stolz ------- astolz@direct.ca