On Thu, 30 May 1996 wbaird@NMSU.Edu wrote:
That's how the A. Warp Drive works. Place a positive mass in front (it
contracts space) and place a negative mass behind (it expands it) and it
squirts ya right along.
And just how are you supposed to stop, hmm?
(On the bridge of the USS Cochrane...)
Ensign: Ok, we finally got those planets in front of us... we're starting
to move!
......
Computer: Warning! At current acceleration, hull stress will be critical
in 3 minutes.
Cochrane: Ahhh! What do we do?!
Weapons Officer: Sir, I suggest we fire our weapons to break up the planets.
Cochrane: Make it so.
Weapons Officer: Firing...
A volley of mega missiles (tm) shoots out of the Cochrane and blows up
the planets. The ship stops accelerating.
Navigation Officer: Uhh sir, how do we get back now that we blew up our
warp drive?
Cochrane: ... Weapons Officer! YOU'RE FIRED!
The scene fades out as Cochrane picks up his chair and throws it at the
Weapons Officer in a mad rage.
Ok so I was a bit bored. :)