O.K. This is just for fun! It's not really a chain letter, just in that 
format. Guy's don't flame unless you can truly say you don't enjoy dumb 
blond jokes. ^_-

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CHAIN LETTER FOR WOMEN ONLY

This letter was started by a woman like yourself in the hopes of 
bringing relief to other tired and discontented women.

Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a 
copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally frustrated. 
Then bundle up your husband or boyfriend, send him to the woman whose 
name appears at the top of this list, and add your name to the bottom of 
the list.

When your name comes to the top of the list, you will receive 16,877 
men...one of them is bound to be a hell of a lot better than the one you 
already have.

Do not break the chain. One woman broke the chain and got her own 
son-of-a-bitch back. At this writting, a friend of mine already received 
184 men. They buried her yesterday, but it took three undertakers 36 
hours to get the smile off her face, and two days to get her legs 
together so they could close the coffin.

Hurry up and send this letter along so my name can move up fast!