On Wed, 29 May 1996, Bert Van Vliet wrote:

Greetings Folks!

These aren't puns, but a friend forwarded them to me and they're just too
good not to share. :)

    The Top 17 Rejected Titles for the Movie "Twister"

    17> "Totally Gone With The Wind"

    16> "Lift and Separate"

    15> "Boys on the Side -- Of My Barn"

    14> "Summer Film So Full of Special Effects We Couldn't Fit in the
    Plot"

    13> "The Weather Channel: The Movie"

    12> "Schindler's Twist"

    11> "Field of Debris"

    10> "Dead Man Flying"

    9> "I, Cumulus"

    8> "One House Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"

    7> "The Splintered Bridges of Madison County"

    6> "Wizard of Oz II: The Search For Toto"

    5> "Killer Genuine Draft"

    4> "Four Weddings & A Funnel"

    3> "Indiana Jones and the Trailer Park of Doom"

    2> "A Funnel Thing Happened On The Way To The Farm"

    1> "Roofless in Seattle"

I think I'll get out of here before the storm hits now. ;)

Why? I like 'em!! B> *snicker* (Gee, I wonder why? :)

Twister.


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