I feel a need to point something out.  I've been rereading Caroline's
lemons, since the topic has come up (so to speak).  They're still my
favorites...but the line "Oh, Mousse, you have beated me." still makes
me wanna womit.

Made you want to womit? Sounds like it made you want to turn into a cute,
fuzzy, cuddly animal... Whyfor did it make you do that?

The origins of 'womit' are in the book All Creatures Great and Small,
by James Herriott.

And, as for why, though there is no such thing as Shampoo being too 
stupid, if there was, this would be it.

--Sean Gaffney
--grammar, goddamnit!