On Tue, 28 May 1996, Caroline Ann Seawright wrote:

i'm sure if i felt like it i could write the best lemon ever seen.
is this arrogant of me?  yeah, but, well, my outlook on things is,
if you can do something, i can do it better if i want to.

Well, want to prove that you can write the best lemon ever?

You'know, this picture of 'Dueling Lemons' suddenly appeared, written to 
the tune of 'Duling Banjos'....

*shudder*

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