look in the megazone fanfic archive and read some 
of those lemons.  they might change your opinion
a little bit.

I *have* read the lemons at ftp.std.com.  Most of the lemons there are the
reason I say women tend to write better lemons than guys.  Lemons written 

by

women tend to have a story, while the lemons written by guys tend to get to
the 'main event' immediately, and that makes up the entire story.  And 

that,

sir, is boring.

Exactly... and one of the worst ever lemon fanfics I've ever read was called
'Phonography'... Not only was it BORING but it was ... well... too stupid to
even be taken *slightly* seriously! It was just... stupid.

Indeed.  I hate that one.

I feel a need to point something out.  I've been rereading Caroline's
lemons, since the topic has come up (so to speak).  They're still my
favorites...but the line "Oh, Mousse, you have beated me." still makes
me wanna womit.

Apart from that...the worst lemon I ever read was based on an AMG
doujinshi..."Keiichi's Bloody Sunday", I believe.  Ick.  The EEGAH!
of lemons.

--Sean Gaffney
--"You git!  I thought you were dead!  Git git git!" - Benny, No Future