Note, if you're not interested in the discussion, there's some funny
ecchi Ranma postings from raa at the end.
From: fong_jh@sunset.bph.jhu.edu (Julian Fong)
Date: Sun, 26 May 1996 14:49:31 -0400 (EDT)
> > >Girl style romance/lemon is better written by girls than
> > >boy style lemons anyway... ^_^
> > Yeah! Lemons written by girls tend to have STORIES!!!
> Amazing, that... I guess girls want romance as well (hence all those
> romance novels) where guys just want to... er... get down to it (hence
> all those play boy magazines). *shrug*
Have you read Darren Demaine's "Ranma .05?"
That actually sort of proves her point, since those stories by and
large live halfway between the two extremes.
Here's one thing that's occurred to me: the Ranmaverse is not exactly
a hospitable environment for romance.... Many of the characters, most
especially including Ranma, are not very romantic types.
As I remember, even in Caroline's works he tends to need help (like
the friends who moved them in leaving champagne and a box of of
chocolates). And then there's all the authors who have Akane
initially being a bit physically brutal (male authors, to be sure, but
this is not out of character (Takahashi is very hard on her female
protagonists)).
> [ me ]
> Please go easy on the male bashing; a good fraction of the lemon's
> written by men pay attention to minor details like stories,
> relationships, and sometimes even romance.
>
> Each gender has its strengths in writing lemons; men tend to do better
> in writting about the physical side of things (at least from this
> male's perspective).
>
> I will admit I can't think of any truly *bad* lemons written by women.
How about "Moldiver: Seductive Muse" by Mme. Cybernetica (assuming
that she really is a woman)?
Good point; her stuff was generally wretched (I can't remember if I
read the title you cite), but on more fundamental levels---it hardly
mattered that they were lemon....
However, she can write amusing stuff; below you'll find one posting from
r.a.a, with two items from others (including our favorite space
gopher) wrapped around it.
- Harold
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Date: Tue, 21 Nov 1995 12:08:16
From: MELMOTH@argonet.co.uk
Subject: XXX Sex With Pigboy XXX
Hmm.
Well, now I'm back, and it seem an appropriate time to do something totally
suicidal and outrageous to get myself noticed. Be still my beating ego!
It seems almost redundant that the following may be offensive to those of a
sensitive and unimaginative disposition, but feel free to respond/flame/huggle
at will. Bleh!
XXX Sex with Pigboy XXX
Despite my earlier confession of love for dear sweet Ryoga and subsequent
marriage proposal, I cannot restrain myself from posting this bizarre and
possibly slightly offensive ramble about the potential comedy value that sexual
liasons with the hoglad might hold.
This is partly by way of apology for the failure to appear of the Ryoga/Nabiki
story which I felt was rather usurped by Ryoga's promise to tell the story as
he saw it (still waiting for that, bi the way).
***
Sex with Pigboy...
...Just what would sex with the porcine one be like for various
other cast members?
Ryoga + Female Ranma:
Ryoga: Now where do I put this? Ah...
Ranma: Owch! Ow ow ow! Not there not there!!! Do you have no sense of...oh.
Ryoga + Male Ranma:
Ranma (looking at watch): Well he said he'd come, but its been three days
now. How long can it take to
get to the chemist and back...oh.
Ryoga + Kasumi:
Ryoga : *Pantpant*
Kasumi: (Wearing her usual "I'm stoned outta my bonce" smile, humming a
pretty tune to herself and finishing off the ironing)
Ryoga + Nabiki:
Nabiki: If you wanna do THAT, its gonna cost ya 10,000
Ryoga : I can give you 2,000 now, plus 15 when we reach orgasm.
Ryoga + Shampoo:
Shampoo: Meooww!!!!! Meeoowwww!!!!! (Sorry)
Ryoga + Mousse:
Mousse: Oh Shampoo! Shampoo! Yes! Yes!
Ryoga + Tsubasa:
Tsubasa (thinks). o O: Hasn't he noticed yet? Does this guy have no sense
of...oh.
Ryoga + Cologne (urgh):
Ryoga: Look, are you absolutely sure this is part of the training?
And finally, of course...
Ryoga + Akane:
Ryoga: Skwweeee!! Swkeeeeeeee!!!!!
Akane: *snore*
There ya go, hope you enjoyed it.
Longtime fans will be pleased to know Part II is on the way.
ThatallIloveyoubyebye!
Mel-chan
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From: Mme. cybernetica
<jdih120@delphi.com>
Subject: Re: XXX Sex With Pigboy XXX
Date: Fri, 22 DEC 95 23:36:23 -0500
<MELMOTH@argonet.co.uk> writes:
;Besides, how many of you MEN have Shampoo gif.s in your collection that
;are more than wholesome? :)
Erm, I don't.
Come to think of it, what does 'More than wholesome' mean, exactly.
hah, I knew it...you wouldn't ask if you didn't! Bet something like her
in bubblebath not covering anything, or a grden of eden type scene
with ukkyo and Ranma-chan...(actuall SAW this one...a freind was
accessing the gif files on venice, and came across that)
Actually, I love it.
Why do you think I started this thread?
I like you, Cyber-kun.
How sweet! And now to return the fun of this thread...
Ryoga (human)+ Ranma+ Akane+ Shampoo+Ukkyo+Kodachi+Mousse
Ranma: is that you Akane?
Akane: Mmmh...Ohhh Ranma...
Ranma: I'm over here!
Ryoga: (Grin)
Ukkyo: Shampoo! Quit touching that!
Shampoo: But chest bigger! Want know secret...
Mousse: Shampoo...ohh my darling...I never knew chains and leather could
feel that good!
Kodachi: Hee hee, stick with me, my nearsighted one, and we might be able
to make Shampoo and Ranma jealous. We'll both have fun getting what we
want, Ne?
Mousse: You're not Shampoo...but then again...
Akane: Ohh Ranma! Yes!
Ranma: I'm over here! (gasp) Shampoo
Shampoo: Nihao Ranma, nice party?
Ranma: Shampoo..I...well...
Shampoo: Like mint oil? Bought at sexy shop.
Ranma: yeah, it's warm but...(moan)
Shampoo: Taste good too...
Kodachi: C'mere Shampoo...
Shampoo: eee! You lezzie lady! You no touch me!
Akane: Ohh Ran-...hey, you're not Ranma!
Ryoga: but does that matter?
Akane: Guess not...Ohh Ryoga...
Ryoga:(grin)
Ukkyo: Goodness, Mousse! I never knew you were THAT good!
Mousse: I am a master of hidden weapons, am I not? Mine is long
and can slay with delight...
Ranma: Braggart...
Mousse: Jealous.
Ranma: (glances down) grr...
Ukkyo: (kisses both Ranma and Mousse)
Ukkyo: that better, boys?
Stop this...stop before I strike again!
Ja ne,
Cyber-chan
Date: 23 Dec 1995 05:34:46 GMT
From: cesnyd01@starbase.spd.louisville.edu (AlberCrombie)
Subject: Re: XXX Sex With Pigboy XXX
Mme. cybernetica (jdih120@delphi.com) wrote:
: Stop this...stop before I strike again!
: Ja ne,
: Cyber-chan
What are you NUTS?!
Thisis hilarious....keep going!
but add some others into the mix...like Kasumi returning with the snacks..
;]
AlberCrombie
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