Kendra: *grinning* yes we do.... *holds up a CD labeled "Minmei's
greatest
hits, Karoke version*

 Kun-chan: no...you wouldn't...!

 Kendra: He brings out the big guns, so do I...hand me the CD-player...

(Zoom out to the opening strains of "My Boyfriend is a Pilot" and a great
many screams of terror)

MUX REPORT - A daring daylight raid by Anti-Hentai forces has rescued Wing
from a fate worse than death (Nagisa). Wing is being kept in a secure
location.
   Kendra's Treehouse, center of the Hentai hold on the mux, has been
occupied by cloned barney deathcommandos. Kendra has been unable to expell
them. *snicker*
   Earmuffs have been issued to all those not immediatly killed by
Minmei's singing. However, hundreds have been hospitalized with severe
stomach pains. No Hentai stuff from them, just the Hell that is Minmei's
singing. :(
   The spikard is back on line.
   Hentaism has almost been driven from the MUX! The ML is next!
NYAHAHAHA!

-Mike, current head of anti-hentai resistance on the MUX.

"If ya want something done right, ya gotta do it yourself..."