Subject: Re: [FFML] [SPAM] It has Begun...
From: "Mike W. Loader" <mloader@scs.unr.edu>
Date: 5/23/1996, 5:47 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

   "Never again!"

   He unlocks a cabinet, and pull out one of the most fearsome
weapons of destruction ever concieved.

   "Wait'll they get a load of me..."


                               It has begun.

                               ---Erin 2.5

Mike: That's the spirit, lad! No quarter given or asked! Same with dimes
and nickles! Damn the torpedos....

Seamus: But....(coughs meaningfully.)

Mike: ...but, sadly, the MUX part of the war is already over. Anti-hentai
forces have triumphed, foiling the nefarious Hentai schemes. Kun-chan has
the ML for now, but the MUX is free.

Random MUX Hentai: Hey! We never surrendered!

Mike: You feel like trying anything else? (raises Spikard ominously) We
can have Barney 2 - The Sequel in your home any time you feel like it...

Everybody: NO! IT'S OVER! DON'T BRING IT BACK!

Mike: I thought so. Anyway, while the MUX is liberated, Kun-chan still
holds the ML with an iron grip (actually an iron-studded leather grip) and
we desparately need to take it back. Any ideas?

- Mike of No Particular Title or Handle
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