Subject: Re: [FFML] [SPAM] It has Begun...
From: Caroline Ann Seawright
Date: 5/23/1996, 8:58 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Kun-chan grins a kawaii, evil grin.
not noticing the nearby mirror that shatters...
[Sorry Kun-chan, I just couldn't resist with a line like that ^_^]

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The hentai forces have taken the ML.  Do not resist us.
No-one can resist... They just *think* they do.
Unless I start spreading spreading ANTI-hentai pills around.  This new
batch is powerful enough to effect even you kun-chan... though there wouldn't
be much left of you afterwards <sinister laugh>
DSF: But that would ruin all the fun!  Here, Kun-chan, use these SUPER-hentai
pills...
<Kun-chan takes the pills and disappears>
stargazer: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!?!  With those she can turn almost
anybody into a hentai!
DSF: I know.
stargazer: but your not in a safe dimension yet, <activates a device in his
teleporter> and going to.  What do you think will happen once kun-chan has
turned everybody hentai?  and later when all the anti-hentis come looking for
you for vengence...
DSF: <sweating profusely> you wouldn't, you *would*.  What do we do now?
stargazer: We stop her.

Kun-chan hmmmms at the pill and goes about creating thousands more of them,
then tests them out on some of her hentai troops. They, amazingly enough,
get even more hentai.

Kun-chan: Interesting... Not only will it re-win the MUX, but it will take
over everything else, too! OhohOHohoHOhohOHohohOHhOhohHOo!

Kun-chan morphs into Akane and gets online the MUX...

Kun-chan/Akane: Now NOTHING will stop Ranma and Akane from becoming a
couple! And my troops will do the rest of the work!

Kun-chan/Akane disappers.

Kun-chan...