Subject: Re: [FFML] [SPAM] It has Begun...
From: stargaze@world.std.com (wayne d pillion)
Date: 5/23/1996, 11:56 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

'Caroline Ann Seawright' spoke:

Kun-chan grins a kawaii, evil grin.
not noticing the nearby mirror that shatters...
[Sorry Kun-chan, I just couldn't resist with a line like that ^_^]

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Unfortunatly for kun-chan, stargazer, having fought her perviously, thought
to errect an invisible forc shiled before the insult, so all of her baps and
other blows are hurting her hand as she punches the impregnable screen.


DSF: <sweating profusely> you wouldn't, you *would*.  What do we do now?
stargazer: We stop her.

Kun-chan hmmmms at the pill and goes about creating thousands more of them,
then tests them out on some of her hentai troops. They, amazingly enough,
get even more hentai.

Kun-chan: Interesting... Not only will it re-win the MUX, but it will take
over everything else, too! OhohOHohoHOhohOHohohOHhOhohHOo!

Kun-chan morphs into Akane and gets online the MUX...

Kun-chan/Akane: Now NOTHING will stop Ranma and Akane from becoming a
couple! And my troops will do the rest of the work!

Kun-chan/Akane disappers.

Kun-chan...

Stargazer: Wait a sec, Ithought that your pills couldn't be duplicated.
DSF <looking down-right scared>: That's right.  It involves a secret ingrediant
that only I know, and can't be identified from any analysis.  The effects
of not adding that ingrediant are even WORSE than multiple pills.
Stargaze: WHAT?!?
DSF: All of those people who took those pills will shortly turn into
Barneys who sing their songs in Minmei's voice.  Antd their is *NO* cure....
Stargazer: <GACK>
DSF:There is one good note though, They'll all develope an exteremly intense
hatred for whoever gave them the pills, which means that Kun-chan will shortly
have her hands full.
<They both start hearing what sounds like hundreds of Minmeis singing "We love
you...>
Stargazer: Even *I* wouldn't submit yoou to that <He frees DSF from the
'porter block and they both 'port for their sanity>.

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