Subject: Re: [FFML] [SPAM] It has Begun...
From: stargaze@world.std.com (wayne d pillion)
Date: 5/23/1996, 8:41 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

'Caroline Ann Seawright' spoke:

Kun-chan grins a kawaii, evil grin.
not noticing the nearby mirror that shatters...
[Sorry Kun-chan, I just couldn't resist with a line like that ^_^]


The hentai forces have taken the ML.  Do not resist us.

No-one can resist... They just *think* they do.
Unless I start spreading spreading ANTI-hentai pills around.  This new
batch is powerful enough to effect even you kun-chan... though there wouldn't
be much left of you afterwards <sinister laugh>
DSF: But that would ruin all the fun!  Here, Kun-chan, use these SUPER-hentai
pills...
<Kun-chan takes the pills and disappears>
stargazer: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!?!  With those she can turn almost
anybody into a hentai!
DSF: I know.
stargazer: but your not in a safe dimension yet, <activates a device in his
teleporter> and going to.  What do you think will happen once kun-chan has
turned everybody hentai?  and later when all the anti-hentis come looking for
you for vengence...
DSF: <sweating profusely> you wouldn't, you *would*.  What do we do now?
stargazer: We stop her.


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Jody: What does that 1 mean?

(1) Ok, so I was hentai before that.

Jody: Oh.  Nevermind.

Kun-chan: Shhh! Don't tell them!

Kun-chan...