On Thu, 23 May 1996, Caroline Ann Seawright wrote:

   EGAD!   This is no time to be subtle! Anti-Hentai's of the MUX,  

   Meet me at the Nexus at 7:00PM MDT on Thurs. May 23. We must 
attack, now, before it's too late!

'Ratiko' might have to temporarily take on the rambandanna and
lead the Anime Liberation Front into battle against such a
travesty against the beauteous forces of perversion!

Kun-chan smirks again, "Don't worry, Ratiko. My forces will overcome them.
After all, if they win there will never be any children and the anti-hentai
will die of old age and the world will perish!"

   Meanwhile, in a back office of the Amber Zone on the MUX, sinister
plans are afoot....

Mike: Is it done?

Tech 1: I think so....look, this is too cruel. I think there's a law or
two against it, and I'm sure the Geneva Convention...

Mike: Never mind all that. Hentaism must be stopped! 

Tech 2: Why?

Mike: Mostly so that I can grab power afterwards. But that's not the
issue. Do you really want to take orders from Kendra or Kun-chan?

Tech 1: (musing) It would probably give new meaning to the term, "Sevring
Under" someone.

Tech 2: That's a bad thing?

Mike: It will be when fatigue sets in. Besides, are you forgetting that
Kodachi has a residence on the MUX?

Tech 1 & 2: *gulp* You have a point...

Mike: Damn right. Activate the machine.

Tech 2: God forgive me...

(He pulls a lever. on a machine marked Barney @Cloning Device [B@CD]. It
rumbles ominously...)

Mike: Sorry about this, Kendra, but you leave me no choice...

(Zoom out to sinister organ music.)

- Mike of No Particular Title or Handle
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