MUX REPORT - A daring daylight raid by Anti-Hentai forces has rescued Wing

>from a fate worse than death (Nagisa). Wing is being kept in a secure

location.
  Kendra's Treehouse, center of the Hentai hold on the mux, has been
occupied by cloned barney deathcommandos. Kendra has been unable to expell
them. *snicker*
  Earmuffs have been issued to all those not immediatly killed by
Minmei's singing. However, hundreds have been hospitalized with severe
stomach pains. No Hentai stuff from them, just the Hell that is Minmei's
singing. :(
  The spikard is back on line.
  Hentaism has almost been driven from the MUX! The ML is next!
NYAHAHAHA!

Kent:   And in a further blow to the hentai forces, it has been recently
announced that Miko Mano has become engaged to Ash, an associate of Fozzie.
We go now to our on-the-spot reporter, A-ko Magami,  for a special live
report from IRC.  A-ko?

<A-ko> Thanks, Da-, uh, Kent.  Ms. Mano, is this report true?  You are going
to marry Ash?
* Miko beams in happiness.  "Yes.  It was such a surprise.  He just gave me
a ring and popped the question.  I've admired him for some time now, so what
could I do but say, 'yes'?"  She holds up her diamond engagement ring.
"Isn't it beautiful?
*A-ko smiles.  "Yes, it is.  Have you set a date?"
<Miko> Not yet, but we want it to be soon.  Isn't that right, Ash-kun?
<Ash-human> As soon as possible.  But we want it done right.  I love her
with all my heart, and I want her to have a proper wedding.
<A-ko> Ms. Mano, I'm sorry for asking this, but our viewers will want to
know.  Just how will your engagement affect your participation in the
current Hentai Wars?
<Miko> Well, Ash is understandably reluctant to share me with other guys,
though the possibility of threesomes has been discussed.  I don't want to
spoil my relationship with my beloved, so we'll just have to wait and see.
For the record, however, I would not object to sharing him with other girls,
as long as I was present.
* Miko grins.  "I'd probably join in..."
* Ash-human blushes.
<A-ko> So there you have it, folks.  IRC's second-most eligible female is
off the market.  Only time will tell of the effect this will have on the
Hentai Wars.  Back to you, Da--Kent.

Kent:  Thank you, A-ko.  And in other news...

Kent Magami
Second Deacon of Ryoga, Tracker of the Wandering One
Co-founder and High Priest of the Holy Order of A-ko