Subject: Marriage Prospects: Happousai (Ranma 1/2)
From: Philip Mak
Date: 5/22/1996, 3:13 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Ok sorry about writing this, but I was um... REALLY bored, yeah that's 
it. :)

Looks: Two foot tall, wrinkled skin, old lech, not attractive in any way. :)
Smarts: Well he manages to come up with all those crafty ways of stealing
        unmentionable objects, so I guess he's not dumb. Then again he gets
        clobbered for doing it lots of the time.
Personality: Very lecherus, Hentai. Will glomp on any female he sees.
Cooking: Unknown.
Fighting Skills: Very good. He is the master of Anything Goes Martial Arts
                 after all. But that does not explain why Ranma-chan, Akane,
                 etc. always manage to punt him into orbit.
Special Abilities: Ki blasts and other things from his Anything Goes 
training.
Competition: Ranma-chan, Akane, Ukyou, Shampoo, Kodachi, etc. You can easily
             get him if you want though, if you had the right, ahem, body
             parts. But why would you want him? :)
In-Laws: Not technically in-laws, but everyone living at the Tendo Dojo 
         (Ranma, Akane, Soun, Genma, Nabiki, Kasumi).
Economics: Unknown, but he could make money by teaching martial arts.
           Other than that he's just freeloading off the Tendos.
Sex: He's never actually done it before, he might just want to glomp on
     you and nuzzle himself between your breasts instead. Then again maybe
     he will do it.
Overall: Who'd want to marry this old lech? :)


Anyone want to add something to this? :)