Heh. Nicely ironic, and perfectly within character for Ukyo.

(Mike turns to see various members of the Kuonji Jihad waving sharp
objects at him an growling ominously.)

Uh, by that I mean that it was a well-reasoned, intelligent ploy that
relied more on psychology and thought than the Kill-Kill-Kill-Glomp-Drug
approach that Shampoo is fond of.
   A enjoyable short. Liked it. :)
   But there are many out there that won't like the ending....

(The Kuonji Jihad turns its collective gaze on phoney.)

Jihader1: You had Ranma marry Akane!

Jihader2: As opposed to Ukyo-sama, for who's sake (or other alcoholic
beverage) we would gladly slit our wrists for!

Jihader3: DIE, INFIDEL!!!

I'd run if I were you. :)

- Mike of No Particular Title or Handle
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