*laugh* Now, cram most of that into a paragraph and see how it goes...
you may as well write the whole rest of the story to go with it. ^_~

and anyone who's used the Wingman Extreme knows how heavy and 
wide the joystick is... :P~~~

Used it before? ;)

How heavy and wide *is* it? O_o And why are you drooling?

'cause it's a great joystick. ^_^  and thinking about what it
would look like to have that joystick up...uh, anyways...!

Oh dear... I'd hate to have to plug it back in and play a computer game
with it afterwards...

Kun-chan...