Subject: Marriage Prospects: Miss H (SM & R1/2) (fwd)
From: Harvey Torrance Griffin
Date: 5/18/1996, 1:58 AM
To: fanfic@tendo-dojo.ranma.net



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A couple of fun teachers!

HARUNA (SM) and HINAKO (Ranma 1/2) (full names known to anyone who cares
;-)
	Looks:  Haruna-sensei is quite attractive, and clearly takes pride
in her appearance.  The girls in her classes use her as a measuring stick. 
Hinako-sensei is alternately saccharine cute or hubba-hubba sexy.  She
favors stretch fabrics.
	Smarts:  Haruna is at least average, and certainly studied when
she was in school.  Hinako's mental capacities are clouded by her immature
behavior in little-girl form, but she possesses a full measure of cunning.
	Personality:  Haruna is man-hungry, and a bit short-tempered (but
then she has to put up with Usagi.) Hinako has the personality of a
self-righteous 12-year-old, except when she is just malevolent.
	Cooking:  Miss Haruna probably can, and collects recipes
"guaranteed to make men drool."  Miss Hinako I'm not too sure about.  I
suspect that she blows a lot of her food budget on candy and junk food.
	Fighting Skills:  Haruna doesn't have any particular skill, the
only targets she hits standing still at the time.  She'd probably gladly
give over the combat role to a "knight in shining armor" type.  Hinako has
at least some training, though her powers normally render this irrelevant.
	Special Abilities:  Haruna has no supernatural abilities, but does
take some early hits from energy drainers.  Watch out for DNPC syndrome. 
Hinako can drain the battle aura from others, triggering her adult form,
and return it in ki blasts.  Her powers can be negated by groping her in a
special manner...
	Competition:  Haruna-sensei doesn't seem to have a steady in the
episodes I've seen.  If you make a commitment, she probably will too.
Hinako is, I'm told, quite fond of Mr. Tendou.  This is probably good news
for us older fellows, if you can detach her.
	In-Laws:  Haruna has no known relatives.  Neither does Hinako,
AFAIK, but Happosai is sort of a godfather to her (aiiee).
	Economics:  Haruna seems to be enduring her teacher job only until
she can land a husband.  Hinako may be more dedicated to her career, but
how many people with 12-year-old personalities do you know that can
balance a checkbook?
	Sex:  Haruna is willing, ready and able, as soon as you make the
commitment ("Will you love me until the end of time?") Hinako, well, her
adult form is certainly tasty-looking, but if you fondle her the wrong
way, she'll revert back in the middle, which could get messy. 

	Overall:  Haruna seems relatively sane, if a little over-anxious,
and once you are comfortable with each other will probably make a good
mate.  The main problem with Hinako is what other people will think of you
marrying someone who looks and acts like a 12-year-old, even if she is
chronologically in her mid-20s.  If getting her fixed in adult form does
not involve human sacrifice, you may want to look into it. 

SKJAM!
(Of course, some of us think that 25-years-olds that look and act like
12-year-olds are sexy...:-)  (Note: that doesn't necessarily include
me.)