Come up with your ideas for the *worst* opening paragraph
to a potentially awful Anime Fanfic.  If it's a lemon, 
label it as such, otherwise, no holds barred.

*DON'T* use paragraphs from other's existing stories.
This is meant to test *your* creativity.

Here you go... I'd include some more, but I've already used them in 
previous fanfics....

Matthew Trotter, It was a dark and stormy night...
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          Ranma 1/2: Battle Against Boredome

   Things seemed pretty quiet in Nermia now that Ranma and Akane were 
married, and Mousse and Shampoo, and Ryoga and Akari, and Ukyo and 
Kontasu, and Dr. Tofu and Kasumi, and Nabiki and Kuno, and Mikado and 
Kodachi, and Asusa and Barney, and Tsubasa and Allegra, and Happosi and 
Cologne.  There was only one thing left to do...HAVE SEX!



           BubbleGum Crunch

   I had known Priss for little over a week now, and already I knew she 
was a Knight Saber.  I had met her while we were jamming at my  favorite 
night club Hot Legs.  I have already finished work on my new hard suit.  
I hate to brag, but it IS a thousand times more powerful than any of 
their suits.  I know they hate it when I come in and fight their battles 
for them...but I know they won't be able to take out Largo without me...

And now the lemon version of that same fic:





           BubbleGum Splooge

   I had known Priss for little over a week now, and already I had bagged 
all the Knight Sabers at least twice.  I met her while we were jamming at 
my favorite night club Hot Legs.  After we got done jamming at hot leggs 
we went back to her place for some real jamming.  Then after I saved the 
whole team from the clutches of Largo, we went back to Sylia's for an 
orgy...I remember it like it was yesterday...