Sorry for sending this directly to you, WW.

     "Keiichi, I need to talk to you."
     What does Urd want now? Keiichi was wondering. He was still thinking
that he was lucky that Belldandy didn't have to be recalled. He was so lost
in thought that he didn't see the bug jump into Skuld's head.
     When he entered the room, he was greeted by a two horrible surprises: a
half-naked Belldandy was being slapped by a leather-clad Urd, and Skuld
appeared in front of him, throwing off her Goddess robes and grabbing him in
a passionate embrace.
     The room was filled with his blood.
OK, that's bad. I admit, but we were looking for bad....weren't we?

You also broke the rules.  ONE paragraph, remember?

     Sorry. You could condense it, and it'd be worse. :)

      When Urd called Keiichi into the room, he was paying too much
attention to his memory of the recent events to notice the bug jump into
Skuld's head. Upon entering the room, hewas greeted by the first of two
horrible surprises: a half-naked and bound Belldandy was being slapped by a
leather-clad Urd. The second surprise was Skuld appearing in front of him,
throwing off her Goddess robes and clenching him hotly.

     Happy now?
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Ben Kosse bmk7411@cs.rit.edu
BGC Otaku and worshipper of the Red-Eyed Goddess and her music.
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