At 02:03 PM 16/5/96 -0500, you wrote:

Come up with your ideas for the *worst* opening paragraph
to a potentially awful Anime Fanfic.  If it's a lemon, 
label it as such, otherwise, no holds barred.

Feh. We have more taste than that. If we come up with something
TRULY awful, we just stick it into TGACFH!!!. ^_^

-CW