Come up with your ideas for the *worst* opening paragraph
to a potentially awful Anime Fanfic.  If it's a lemon, 
label it as such, otherwise, no holds barred.

*DON'T* use paragraphs from other's existing stories.
This is meant to test *your* creativity.

   Okay, how about this--


   A-ko allowed her head to fall into hands as frustrated tears poured from
her eyes.  In the background, screaming could be heard as people ran from
the horror in their midst.  Things had gotten very bad around Graviton City,
ever since C-ko learned about sex...

Kent Magami
Second Deacon of Ryoga, Tracker of the Wandering One
Co-founder and High Priest of the Holy Order of A-ko