Cologne gazed into Happosai's eyes. Love potion or
no love potion, it'd been YEARS since she had felt these...
Sensations... And now that BOTH of them were infatuated, she
wasn't about to let the opportunity go to waste...  She
shivered with anticipation as he wrapped his pudgy arms around
her.  Their mouths locked, wrinkled lips brushing against each 
other and becoming entangled in the aged folds of skin.  Soon,
skin was all there was, as they pulled their outer coverings
off in a Passion-Spice-induced madness. Everything was perfect, 
until their tryst was about to become serious... 
At that point, Happi's eyes widened, and he tensed in places
other than that which nature intended... The Amazon wise woman
looked at him questioningly, but his only answer was in
English: "Oh, boy."

[Insert Quantum Leap opening credits]

-Chris Willmore