On Thu, 16 May 1996, Kergma, The Chaotic Trickster wrote:

'The number you have called is not connected.  This has been a free call'

%% Its bloody annoying when that number is your own permanent reserved 
%% number at the provider.  #%&@$%&#$%^&# %$^&$%^&%^$& %#^&$#^% #%^&%^*& 
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%% $%#&#&&&%&!@%$ bloody TELSTRA!

That's why I have two leased lines.  ^_-