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From: Gwydion <domalley@skidmore.edu>
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Only I would be silly enough to do this one. ;)

Lynn Minmei [Robotech, Robotech:Sentinels, Macross]

LOOKS: Cute, somewhat exotic. One might have a problem with the corkscrew
curls in her hair and her fashion sense could use some work (less bows,
PLEASE), but over all good. 

SMARTS: We're talking about Minmei here. As long as things relate to her
singing career, she seems to show *some* degree of competence, but much of
that could be attibuted to Kyle. Other than that... pretty dim. (A less
charitable man would say "dumb as a post")

PERSONALITY: Very loyal, but at times she's very flighty and jumpy. Be
careful in a relationship, as she has a tendency to get very possesive and
more than a little obsessive when she's under the impression that you
might leave. She's also extremely self-centered and has a tendency to act
before she thinks, a trait that gets her in trouble more often than not.
It would definitely help if she would mature a little. 

COOKING: Good. She did use to work in a Chinese Resteraunt, so she's
obviously had some experience. She did some cooking for Rick while the two
of them were shacking up during the end of Macross/Robotech. 

FIGHTING SKILLS: You're kidding right? Just give her a microphone, point
her in the direction of the enemy and tell her to start singing and watch
the bad-guys explode. Just be sure to plug your ears. 

SPECIAL ABILITIES: Ability to decimate alien races with just a rendition
of "We Can Win" (or "Love:Do You Remember", depending). Also seems to have
a variation of Mulder-Fu... instead of the inerring ability to walk into
any punch, she has a tendency to get kidnapped at the drop of a hat. 

COMPETITION: Tons. Depending on when you meet her, there's Rick Hunter,
Lynn Kyle, the three Zentradi, Commander Wolfe, Captain Edwards and her
entire screaming fan-base. 

IN-LAWS: None. Her parents were killed off on the Zentradi bombardment of
Earth and Lynn Kyle trying to rescue her from Edwards. Janice is a
possible exception, but only on a technicality. 

ECONOMICS: Rich. She's Earth's most popular idol-singer, so odds are she's
gonna constantly be raking in the dough. She also might be able to run a
competent nightclub... usually with her as the main attraction. 

SEX: Most likely submissive type, possibly warming up to you as the
relationship grows. Expect to be the initiator of most encounters with
her. 

OVER ALL: If you can deal with the head-aches and having to rescue her
every five or so minutes from the latest villian, it may actually be worth
your while. 

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