Hmmmm.. don't know if this will come out right, but....

Sam awakes to find himself coiled in the tail of a large breasted snake with
sideburns.  He is abruptly pulled out of the predicament and placed on the
ground some 50 feet away.  Gasping for air, he hears "sometimes I'm a
aquatransexual kempo master.......sometimes I'm a time-traveling quantum
physicist.....and sometimes I'm an electric oni...., but what's the
truth?.... Honey Flash!"
Sam looks up.   "Oh boy"



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