On Mon, 13 May 1996, Travis Butler wrote:

S A D F I C    I D E N T I F I C A T I O N   L I S T
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OVERALL:
Characters other than Kodachi, Happosai, or Azusa die.

Mikado? :)

He's not really very obnoxious....and the fact that he has to spent a
large amount of time with Azusa makes me feel kinda sorry for him.

Happosai fails to die.

Not if you're Robma. (And no, I'm *not* saying anything more. <g,d,r>)

Happosai must die. Failing that, be mangled in as many ways as possible.
See the entire Nameless Sage, Smoke and Mirrors, We don't...heck, see
everything I've ever written for ways to do this.

RANMA:

gets deep fried.

Aww, what's a little Ranma-burger here or there? You could always serve 
'im at the Nekohanten...

Who would eat it? :)

marries Kodachi.

Heh.

Yup. And you thought what happened to him in Who's life is it anyway was
bad...;)
 

AKANE:
is kept in a jar over the mantle.

Ah... Mr. Loader, your suite is ready now. Just put on this jacket, and 
you'll have all the time you need to rest and recover...

Pretty birdies.....seriously, this actually occured in a fanfic. I forget
the name.

RYOGA:
is turned into Moo Shu Pork.

Does roast duck count?

Nope. Nameless is a comedy, and it was never actually established that it
was Mousse.....

UKYO:
goes insane and tries to kill Akane or Ryoga.

How likely is this?

A bit too. Read Rogue1's superb "Lies", one of the finest Dark pieces out
there.
 

gets charred to a crisp, but hangs on for a few hours.

You're not writing from experience, here, are you? ;>

Of course not. ;)
 

KODACHI:
becomes a nun.

"The hills are alive... with the sound of laughter..." <Shot of Kodachi 
twirling through the mountaintops, in an nun's habit and holding her 
ribbon>

And you say _I_  need mental help....:)

NABIKI: 
is overly sadistic.

Overly? Define, please.

Does something really hurtful to other people, especially if it wasn't
done for money.

KASUMI:
carries a handgun for most of the story.

"The Gun in Kasumi's handbag."

"I shot Mr. Happosai, Officer. Repeatedly. And I enjoyed it. Oh my!"
 

Actually, with all of the curses running around, I'm surprised more of 
the Ranma crew aren't vegetarians. :)

Can you really see Ranma sitting down to a all-veggie meal?
"Akane! How did you manage to burn salad!?!"
"It got a little overdone when I fried it."

- Mike of No Particular Title or Handle
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