Hey, who said that life was fair?  ;)

Besides, there are some lurkers out here. 
Of course, it can be hard to reply to every fanfic, what with the crazy
mailer I have to deal with.

James (aka Tobimaro [Ton-chan])

(Just makes me want to check out other options.)
Unnamed sig. char.:  Well, why don't you?
(Hush, it's Sunday.  They aren't open.)
U.S.C.:  What about tomorrow?
(I won't be thinking about it then.  Oh well.)