Subject: The Puns are flying! DUCK! <Mousse> What?
From: The Tendo Basement
Date: 5/11/1996, 2:26 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Robma(smoking and burnt): owie...  could.... could you stop that?
	(Another pun hits) AAAAAARRRRRGGGGH!!!!! *THUMP!*
Allegra: MEDIC!
Rumiko: The doctors are all really busy right now!
Allegra: What are they doing?!
Rumiko: Curing their slice.  They're putt-ing off their duties until Dr. 
	Smith puts on his two pair of pants.
Allegra(premonition of doom): Why?
Rumiko: For when he gets a hole-in-one. (Allegra grimaces in annoyance 
	while Jody hits the drums) And that's not all...
Allegra(praying for it to end): What now?
Rumiko: All the nurses are new...
Allegra: So the nurses are GREEN.
Rumiko: No, they're kinda ROUGH on the edges...
Allegra(putting her hands to her face): MAKE HER STOP!!!
Rumiko: The doctors will be back soon...
Allegra(looking up): When?
Rumiko(looks at her watch): Oh, somewhere around FORE.
Allegra: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Rumiko: PAR-don me, I need to see about my CLUB dues...
Allegra(putting up a white flag): stop it...
Rumiko: I'm planning on seeing a movie later on...
Allegra: *groan* which one?
Rumiko: "Bye, Bye BIRDIE!"
Allegra(contemplating murder): Ugh!
Rumiko: Or maybe "Casablanca" with BOGEY...
Allegra: I really hate you...

	The Anything-Goes Martial Band!