On Thu, 9 May 1996, Aaron Stolz wrote:

At 11:02 PM 5/9/96 -0400, you wrote:

Ever read "Do Not Go Dental Into That Good Night" by Drillin' Thomas?

It's true...abcess makes the heart grow fonder.  ^_^

  Kendra: *wince*

Agreed...

Fang you very much.

  Kendra: *cringe*

*Wonders why?*

Of course you know the theme song for the National Dental Covention.
"Yankers Way!"

 Kendra: *whimper*

Actually, I thought it was fairly good.

Well, there's a baseball team that must spend a lot of time in dentist's
offices:

The New York YANKees!!!

  Kendra: *eek*

*looks up in askance...*

I guess with a group like that, dental surgeons would have a lof of
opportunity to plier their trade.

  Kendra: *sniffle*

At least it's not as bad as the surgeon who ordered a network system 
because of the ETHERnet.

And you're telling the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

How >punishing, yet so much pun!

  Kendra: [tears form in her eyes]

Well....

It could have been butter.

  Kendra: MAKE it *STOP!* PLEASE!
*WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

You're being Cruel! She's never had to deal with so many puns at once! She's
goonna blow!

  Kendra: I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  [Insert full C-ko/Usagi
wail/bawl marathon here]

If not for her, then for me, PLEASE STOP! WE CAN'T *TAKE* IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!1

Ok then, how about a short story?

I remember going to a worlds fair when I was younger with my elder sister 
Oneiko.  At the time, she was studing all sorts of history and stuff and 
wanted to visit and find out all the exotic stuff from other nations.  
The first place we visited was the Russian pavilion.

While there, we overheard a person saying that they were still waiting 
for the Czar to return.

"You know something Hi-chan?"

"What Oneechan?"

"The patients in Russia must have a hard time going to doctors who want 
the Czarist system back."

I couldn't figure out what she was talking about, "Why's that?"

She turned to look at me with a twinkle in her eyes.  "Because they are 
still searching for Anastasia."

Hitomi