At 11:02 PM 5/9/96 -0400, you wrote:

Ever read "Do Not Go Dental Into That Good Night" by Drillin' Thomas?

It's true...abcess makes the heart grow fonder.  ^_^

  Kendra: *wince*

Fang you very much.

  Kendra: *cringe*

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Once again!

[Weapons free; Return fire; Fire when ready.]

Of course you know the theme song for the National Dental Covention.
"Yankers Way!"

 Kendra: *whimper*

[One Away!]

Well, there's a baseball team that must spend a lot of time in dentist's
offices:

The New York YANKees!!!

  Kendra: *eek*

I guess with a group like that, dental surgeons would have a lof of
opportunity to plier their trade.

  Kendra: *sniffle*

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!  ^_^

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fanfic@fanfic.com wrote:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  

I'm not resubscribed yet, but I have my sources, and this was just too good
to pass up!  ^_^

*massive Punfest snipped*

And you're telling the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

How >punishing, yet so much pun!

  Kendra: [tears form in her eyes]

The Mad Punster strikes again!  ^_^

The DARK LORD OF PUNS Strikes Back! BWAHAHAHAHA!

  Kendra: MAKE it *STOP!* PLEASE!
*WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

You're being Cruel! She's never had to deal with so many puns at once! She's
goonna blow!

  Kendra: I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  [Insert full C-ko/Usagi
wail/bawl marathon here]

If not for her, then for me, PLEASE STOP! WE CAN'T *TAKE* IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!1

Aaron Stolz-astolz@direct.ca E-mail me anytime! I'm on for HOURS on end all the 
time, so you might even get a reply soon after you send it! *******************