Subject: RE: [FFML] [SPAM] bad fantasy authors...
From: hitomi ichinchei
Date: 5/9/1996, 1:06 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

On Wed, 8 May 1996, John "Firehawke" Peasley wrote:

That's it.. Hitomi, we're gonna have to drill the truth into your head for 
once and for all. There's only room for ONE bad author on the ML! That's 
ME!

*Looks up...*

OF COURSE!!

I'm one of the best authors in the world!

That's why I haven't sent anything out in a _LONG_ time...

*Sighs...*

How about this then.

I had a thooth ache the other day and I decided to go to the dentist.  Of 
course, when I got there, I was bewildered at how a western medical 
office operates; so much confusion.  I was determined not to be a part of 
that.

After the x-rays, the doctor told me that I would need a filling and was 
going to give me anasthesia.

"Please do not do that Doctor."

"Why not?"

"Because I transcend dental medication."

Hitomi